Funny Captions

Funny Captions

This old man is evolving and becoming a bull dog!  He has laid on his deck with his dog for the past several years and has even started walking on all fours.

This poor old man has had a Vietnam flashback and started shooting at ducks.  He served in the Vietnam War and lost all of his friends thus causing the flashback.

This poor bipolar old lady can't decide whether she is happy or upset.  She is actually forced to smile even though she is very upset with the photographer.

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